I’ll be travelling until Thursday 26 June, so no posting for the next few days. See you next week.

My Google News alert is set up to tell me whenever the EU’s anti-fraud office OLAF is mentioned. It also tells me whenever someone called Olaf makes the news.

Yesterday was rich in Olafs.

Olaf Pyorild S.A. bought Sheffield Wednesday.

Dr Olaf Prilo discovered Swedish fishermen eating salmon fins to get stoned.

Olaf Pirlo of Pisa University discovered anteaters watching porn.

The EU’s Olaf Ploric announced new rules on protective wear for cricketers.

Frog expert Olaf Priol discussed sightings of the European Smiling Toad near Market Rasen.

Scientist Olaf Pirlo said shyness could be cured by farting in church.

Architect Olaf Priol said Wembley was sinking.

EU Corruption is pausing for the holiday break, and will be back on Tuesday 25 March.

We plan to spend Easter meditating upon our sins, and we would urge anybody with a guilty conscience in the EU to do the same.

See you soon!